![]() ![]() He grabs his Innova Roc and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his disc. Bob turns his disc over badly and it lands deep into a wooded ravine. One fine day, Bob and Jim are out on the disc golf course playing a round. With that challenge placed before him, the youngster threw hard, the disc went up high, right smack into the top of the tree and it dropped back on the ground still blocked by the tree! The old man offered one more comment, “Of course, when I was your age that tree was only three feet tall.” The Lost Roc After several minutes of debating how to make the shot the old man finally said, “You know, when I was your age I’d throw the disc right over that tree.” There was a large cedar tree right in front of his disc a few yards – and directly between his disc and the basket. He didn’t throw with much distance but was accurate and plodded along consistently and didn’t waste much time.įinally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. To his surprise, the old man played fairly quickly. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him. Just as he was about to drive off the first tee an old gentleman shuffled up and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. “So did I,” he said, “but they all wanted to go to her funeral.” The One TreeĪ young man who was also an avid disc golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. The twosome commented that they thought certainly someone would accompany him. He replied that he & his wife had played the course every Thanksgiving – for the past 5 years – but this year she had passed away and he maintained he’d keep playing in her memory. After a few holes, the twosome finally asked why he was playing by himself on the holiday. When You Hit A Tree – “Hey, there’s a tree there.”Ī man playing a round by himself on Thanksgiving Day at a local course and soon caught up with a twosome and joined them.If The Disc Is Throw Directly Into A Tree – “Nailed it!”.When They Throw It Into The Woods – “Are you going to a board meeting? …with the branch manager?”.If They Throw The Disc Directly Into The Ground – “SKIP IN!”.When They Flip Their Disc On Accident – “Baby Come Back.”. ![]() On Any Short Throw – “I got eyes on it.”.After Missing A Short Putt – “Nice layup” or “nice up.”.Every time the disc hits a tree you got, tree-nied.If you and your friends all get a par on the same hole, it’s called a par-tay.Instead of getting a star frame when everyone birdies, a par frame is for the entire card getting a par on the hole.Did you see that treedirection of your disc?.Nice fairway kick! That was some favorable treejectery.I got a favorable kick off of a tree so of course, I had to praise Treesus.Why did the disc golfer wear two pairs of pants?.Do you want to hear a joke? My putting….It makes the limbs fall off any tree it hits.Did you hear they are making a new disc… It’s called “The Leppar.”.The disc hits a tree limb and stops: Somebody call the branch manager!.Yo mama so fat she sat on an Aviar and invented the Boss.Isn’t it funny that the goal of disc golf is to play the least amount of disc golf?. ![]()
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